You get high off green juice.
You can tell the temperature outside from the consistency of your coconut oil.
You walk down 2, maybe 3 aisles of the supermarket – that’s it.
You can safely consume the contents of your bathroom cabinet.
You map your life out with a vision board and manifest away.
You count nutrition, not calories.
Your most prized (and expensive!) possessions are your cold-pressed juicer and vitamix/thermomix.
Your pantry is filled with glass jars.
Coconut oil is your answer to everything.
You activate your nuts.
You know what EWG and ACV stand for.
You drink dirt (clay!).
You use essential oils as perfume.
Almond butter makes everything better.
You nodded your head as you read this list.
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